I ACCIDENTALLY A PANDA, IS THIS BAD?
SEXMAN IS SERIOUS MULLET
OH GOD HOW DID DUKE NUKEM GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH TROGDOR
MY TAMAGOTCHIS, LET ME SHOW YOU THEM
I’M A TECHNO WEENIE! I’M A TECHNO WEENIE! SUCK MY DIIIIIIICK! I’M A TECHNO WEENIE!
I LIKE MY EYES LIKE I LIKE MY MEGAHERTZ: COVERED IN EELS
SUCCESSFUL HOVERCRAFTS ARE <em>SUPERIOR</em>
EAT YOUR FUCKING TECHNO WEENIES. EAT THEM.
DR. NINE INCH NAILS, OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND KICK THE MORON
I REALLY DO HOPE YOU&rsquo;RE DOWNLOADING MP3S AND NOT ACTUALLY THAT FUCKING SENTIENT